16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. There two things that everybody hates. Change and the way things are.
17. Samsung can put an entire pen in their phone yet Apple can’t keep a headphone jack in theirs.
18. If your children apologize on behalf of your behavior, they were raised right despite you.
19. You are paid by how hard you are to replace, not by how hard you work.
20. Eventually, we’ll reach a time where people stop looking at “Where’s Waldo?” books completely and then Waldo will become lost forever with no chance of being found.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. If dolphins are capable of language and have sex for pleasure, they must have a dolphin version of the dirty talk.
22. Remember when you were a kid and you had the thought of “why would that villain want to destroy the world? Wouldn’t he die as well?” But now you are older and you understand.
24. When the robots take over, they may appreciate the fact that some celebrated the Mars rover’s birthday.
25. Rappers today look like the desks in detention.