16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Ducks can swim, fly and walk on land. They have access to all terrains. They are the ultimate animal.
17. Solar energy is just nuclear energy at a safe distance.
18. The Wright Brothers are partially responsible for 9/11.
19. Yoga pants are the beginning of the skin-tight futuristic clothing we see in Sci-Fi flicks.
20. As a kid, when you made eye contact with someone in another car, you felt like you just made a friend. As an adult, you feel like you just made someone uncomfortable.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Someone out there is the dumbest person to make a million dollars, and someone is the smartest person making minimum wage.
22. In pay-to-win mobile games, the top scoreboard is filled with losers instead of winners.
23. Daenerys Targaryen can eat a hot pocket straight from the microwave.
24. Your Amazon “saved for later” list is just a graveyard of dreams.
25. We all fart shamelessly in front of our pet dogs not realizing that they can smell it 1000s of times more than us.