16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. The site of the first moon landing will be an extremely popular tourist destination some day.
17. If humans ever have to leave earth, there is a good chance the Amish will get left behind.
18. Going to bed 20 minutes early seems pointless, but snoozing your alarm 5 minutes feels amazing.
19. The Sims becomes a lot less interesting a game when you grow up and you have to live the daily challenge of working, paying bills, looking after your family, sleeping with the maid etc.
20. Caffeine is a very socially accepted drug habit.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Instagram would be a lot less damaging to people’s self-esteem if every selfie showed the number of attempts that preceded it.
22. Nice guys are like the people who start cleaning your windshield without asking and get mad when you tell them to back off.
23. It’s a good thing our pets love us and don’t remember the fact that a lot of us stole them away from their families as babies.
24. The first person to eat a chili pepper probably thought they were going to die by fiery mouth. The second person to eat a chili was probably pranked by the first.
25. Smartphones killed the alarm clock industry.