16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Zombies are the ultimate “If you can’t beat em’ join em’!”
17. Coral is either the stupidest animal or the smartest rock.
18. Women are shamed for not shaving hair that grows naturally, while men are shamed for losing hair naturally.
19. Despite it being recommended that we get 8 hours of sleep for our health, it’s a strange double-standard that we consider sleeping in lazy, but going to bed early prudent.
20. When two people who are walking almost collide, they both apologize profusely and immediately take all the blame. When two people who are driving almost collide, they freak out and consider it the other person’s fault.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Teachers who complain about their students being too “grade-motivated” are the ones who grade the most harshly.
22. If Thanos was smart, he’d use the mind-stone to erase people’s memories of those who disappeared, then people wouldn’t be coming after him for wiping out half the population, because they wouldn’t know about it.
23. Swallowing has a cooldown.
24. It’s insanely suspicious how we get woken up before dreams get to their best part.
25. Because humans are land creatures and sharks are sea creatures, to have a fair fight we have to be skydiving.