16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Most part-time jobs ironically want you to have full-time availability.
17. “Woman steals 99 Dalmatian puppies to make a fur coat” sounds more like a news article from Florida than a Disney cartoon.
19. School is basically a recap of human history because we missed it and need to be caught up before we can function in society.
20. People would talk less trash if duels were still a thing.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.
22. The saying “out of sight, out of mind”, does not apply when you are in your room and catch glimpse of a spider and then lose it.
23. We take it for granted that the text messages we send aren’t showing up as something completely different on the other person’s screen.
24. Flu season would be way less prominent if parents just let their kids stay home when they’re sick.
25. Police cars may change with time, but Crown Victoria headlights in a rearview mirror will always be scary.