16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. You can’t clean something without making something else dirty. You can’t get rid of dirt. You just move it to something else.
17. Hitting someone’s back who is coughing is the human equivalent of smacking your electronics when they aren’t working properly.
18. 1 train + 1 train = 1 train
19. If a dog year is equivalent of seven human years, playing with your dog for an hour is equal to a human work day of pure awesomeness.
20. Being healthy is just the slowest possible way of dying.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Video games are so appealing to people that can’t find a mission in life because there is always a clear-cut mission in video games.
22. In 25 years, it’s going to be really weird if a car commercial has engine sounds.
23. If you ever feel useless, just remember that there are subtitles for the “Minions” movie.
24. Setting a morning alarm is like placing a bomb that will blow up your dreams.
25. When you’re happy, you hear the melody. When you’re heartbroken, you hear the lyrics.