16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. When AI and robots take over, they will find it hilarious that we made movies about them and predicted our own downfall but still went on with it just like that.
17. Turning on invincibility in a video game can give you an idea of how immortals can get bored with living.
18. People who are approximately 30 y/o and older are the only people in the history of the world and future of the world whom will know what everyday life was like both before and after cell phones and the internet.
19. When soft food ages it gets crunchy when crunchy food ages it gets soft.
20. Some people’s calculator history is more embarrassing than their Internet history.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. One of the most generally followed rules is silently and instantly going again when having a tie in a rock paper scissors match.
22. If autonomous cars drive us to Tinder dates then we are basically being farmed by robots.
23. Growing up we always heard about a “permanent record” that would follow us for life. Wasn’t really a thing but now social media has made it real.
24. Going to the gym is just slow character customization.
25. Geology is the study of rocks. Geometry is the study of shapes. Geography is a little bit of both.
5: That time is now. People born in the late ’90s (when the Internet became widespread) had parents who grew up in the ’70s & ’80s. In the next few years, the devastating insult will be “Yo mama so old she didn’t have a Facebook account as a girl”, and then even then that will age out by the 2030s.