16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. A 5-minute sleep in feels so much more valuable than going to bed 5 minutes earlier.
17. You never appreciate good-tasting tap water until you live somewhere that doesn’t have it.
18. There’s weird stress from seeing a song has less than 10 seconds left but it doesn’t sound like it’s close to ending.
19. People who sit in the front row at the cinema technically get to see the movie first.
20. Instead of paying $1 for a bookmark, you could just use the dollar as a bookmark.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. We spend 40+ hours a week making someone else’s dream come true, often leaving us too exhausted to work on our own.
22. If we could see what our actual HP was, we’d probably take much better care of ourselves.
23. Red Dead Redemption 2 having a hair growing tonic makes sense, by the time they hit modern day in GTA barbers can grow your hair on the spot. The product has simply improved over time.
24. It’s impossible to say, “stop telling people what to do” without being a hypocrite.
25. If every year was 364 days long, each day of the year would fall on the same weekday every year. But we’ve adopted the Gregorian calendar in a clever plot to keep selling calendars annually.
#6 – then as adults we apologize to our parents for both embarrassing them when we were acting like little brats and being embarrassed by them when they were simply existing near us when our friends were around!
WHY IS THE EARTH ROUND????
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