16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. We cook ourselves in the sun to look tasty to other people.
17. Only after getting a new bf/gf you realize how little nice looking underwear you own.
18. They need to add bloopers to the end of horror movies to relax viewers before they go to sleep.
19. You don’t realize how violent a game is until your mom watches you play it.
20. If you spend enough time defending your child’s bad behavior, you will eventually pay an attorney to do the same.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. When a GPS says “estimated time,” most people just see “time to beat”.
22. Living with your partner is like having an endless sleepover playdate with your favorite human.
23. Since some people are always pregnant, the average number of brains in a human body is higher than 1.
24. Kids in the future probably won’t make engine noises when they play with toy cars, cuz all the cars will be electric.
25. You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If it doesn’t come back then you’ve just lost a normal pigeon.
10. This is not common knowledge?
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But some politicians are trying to get the average back to 1…
The Pokedex is for the audience’s benefit, because the writers don’t expect them to be as knowledgeable about all 800 Pokemon introduced over five generations.
Pokedexes also show data about the individual Pokemon being examined: its sex, personality type, known moves and IVs.