16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Chess was the first ever game that had a strong female character.
17. Gore in movies is becoming so good that movies could just show an actual murder and nobody would notice.
18. As an adult, any “free time” you have is actually just you procrastinating something.
19. If you have a Wikipedia page, you’ve either succeeded in life or f**ked up pretty bad.
20. Teenagers need to learn respect. Elderly need to remember respect.
21-25 Shower Thoughts

21. The Guinness Book of World Records probably holds the record for most records recorded.
22. Mike Wazowski’s chin is also his crotch.
23. Living people eat dead mushrooms but living mushrooms eat dead people.
24. The sport that really needs to be drug testing for marijuana is competitive eating.
25. Getting the last word in person feels like winning. Sending the last text feels like losing.