16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. 2019 feels like Season 4 of 2016.
17. If you met your future self, you would probably get punched in the face.
18. Donating a kidney to your spouse is like letting them steal one of your lives in a video game so you can keep playing on co-op.
19. The Amish are able to build houses so fast because they don’t have to install plumbing or electricity.
20. Working when you know you’re going to quit and already have another job lined up is like playing UNO with multiple wild draw 4 cards. You’re just waiting for someone to cross you so you can shatter their world.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Every time you learn the pronunciation of a new language, you somehow redesign your own voice.
22. Fake it till you make it is not good financial advice.
23. A human with robotic limbs is amazing, but a robot with human limbs is absolutely terrifying.
24. If Harry Potter books were released in the 17th century, J.K. Rowling would have been definitely considered a witch and hanged.
25. High schools pushing students to take out a loan for college with the long-term promise of a high-paying career to pay back that loan sounds a lot like a Ponzi scheme.