Here are this week’s Shower Thoughts
1-5 Interesting Shower Thoughts
1. Generally speaking of plants, if you consume it and something good happens, its medicine. If you consume it and something bad happens, its poison. If you consume it and nothing happens, its salad. If you consume it and the walls start melting, it’s a controlled substance.
2. I would rather spend 10 extra minutes driving on an empty road than be in traffic.
3. Whenever I type ‘etc…’ it usually means I’m completely out of examples.
4. If you stay up all night and sleep all day, maybe you were meant to live on the other side of the planet.
5. What if the only reason you can’t pass through a mirror is because you are blocking yourself?
6-10 Interesting Shower Thoughts
6. A pizza is circular, but everyone eats it from the inside out. Everyone’s first bite starts at the center of the pizza.
7. The only difference between a regular dot and a polka-dot, is the absence or presence of other dots.
8. My dog knows more English than I know Dog.
9. My cat probably thinks I go to the vet every day since that’s the only place he has been that’s not home.
10. When I die I want to see a list of stats of everything about me. How many steps I took, breaths, total distance walked and so on. Maybe even a mental highlight reel of all the best shots I’ve made tossing things into trashcans.
11-15 Interesting Shower Thoughts
11. ‘I’ is the center of the word “hurricane.”
12. Santa Claus probably regrets giving coal to naughty kids now that global warming is threatening his habitat.
13. Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at age 60 than age 6.
14. Maybe people don’t put cats in boxes on the side of the road, they just put out an empty box and all the stray cats in the area just sit in it.
15. If I’m brushing my teeth next to someone I always brush a bit longer than when I’m by myself.
16-20 Interesting Shower Thoughts
16. We will never hear about the truly perfect crime.
17. About an hour after the final scene in many Disney movies, the main character will be losing her virginity.
18. If someone moons you, photons that touched their butt, touch your eyes.
19. Over time, the insult “two dollar wh*re” has become progressively more offensive.
20. Only 1 company is allowed to produce the board game ‘Monopoly’, which seems ironic.
21-25 Interesting Shower Thoughts
21. Sitting on the toilet liking and disliking posts on Facebook is the closest I’ll ever be to a king judging from a throne.
22. We store so much data, there will probably eventually be digital archaeologists. Like Neo meets Indiana Jones.
23. In the word “scent”, is it the S or the C that is silent?
24. Hurricanes are becoming so powerful and violent that they should be named after fictitious monsters and villains to encourage evacuation. Hurricane Patricia doesn’t sound scary, but Hurricane Sauron does.
25. A buttload is an actual measurement for drug smugglers.
