16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. A hamburger doesn’t have a front or back until you bite it.
17. Many people’s lives are simply one long trip between two hospitals.
18. Light hits you at the speed of light and it doesn’t even hurt.
19. If you are decently literate, it’s impossible to look at a word without reading it.
20. If you get too close to radiation in a comic book, you become Spiderman, if you get too close to it in real life, you get visited by Spiderman.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Drone companies use drones to film their drones when they want to sell us drones.
22. Not falling asleep when you go to bed is like closing the laptop lid but it decides to keep the monitor on, overheat and drain the battery instead.
23. Dr. Strange could have seen the successful outcome first, then watched his team die 14,000,604 times in a row for nothing.
24. We have cars that literally drive themselves, and yet nobody has put a function to automatically roll the windows up when the car gets turned off.
25. Daredevil could singlehandedly fight off the monsters from Bird Box because he can’t see but can still coordinate himself.