16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Kids next century will probably hate us for taking all the good usernames.
17. Somewhere in the Toy Story universe are two humans that sound like Woody and Buzz who recorded the dialogue for the “Woody’s Round-Up” and “Buzz Lightyear of Star Command” tv programs, respectively.
18. Half of our problems could easily be solved if our bodies could store sleep like a battery stores charge.
19. There are tons of people in the world who are passionate about things that you don’t even know exist.
20. “Rest of your life” sounds both incredibly long and frighteningly short.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. If you visit a fortune-teller, don’t make an appointment. If she’s surprised, then she is fake.
22. Flat Earthers would start the Round Earth Society if there was proof that Earth is flat.
23. Your brain suddenly becomes perfect at proofreading after you post something.
24. If the Monsters Inc universe wants children to scream, they could just turn the lights off during an assembly.
25. We get angry at pets for being loud but they always put up with our noise.