16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. You probably just synchronized blinks with millions of people.
17. “Spider-Man 2” now refers to 3 different films.
18. Trees that were cut to make Jenga are repeatedly living their death over and over again.
19. Everyone thinks aliens will attack earth with no hesitation because that’s what we’ve done in the past when discovering new land.
20. Zombies that manage to defeat entire modern civilizations with no communication, intelligence or basic motor control are a slap to the face of thousands of years of human evolution.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Soon the parents will be hiding their social account from their kids rather than kids hiding their accounts from the parents.
22. You weren’t picked last, you just weren’t picked. You joined the second team by default.
23. Money has previously been referred to as dough, and now as bread. It is likely that it will be referred to as toast later in the future.
24. Because kids make friends with random kids while on holiday, somewhere there’s probably a pic of a 7-year-old you in the album of a family you’ve completely forgotten.
25. Phineas and Ferb is the biggest reason why people remember what an aglet is.
Luke did the smart thing and stayed inside his subterranean home during the suns’ brightest periods, as anyone who lives near the Equator can tell you.