16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Theme park employees must be good at telling the difference between screams of horror and excitement.
17. The person who started using Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up as a form of trolling must be very proud of himself.
18. Batman fights the mentally ill, Spiderman fights people who get fired from their job.
19. The universal measurement for carpet dirtiness is how loud it crinkles when you vacuum it.
20. People believe humanity would unite against a common alien enemy, but we still haven’t even eradicated our terrestrial enemy: mosquitoes.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. If your home is solar powered and you use AC then you are using the sun against itself.
22. If we are living in a simulation then strange things like Bigfoot, aliens, ufo encounters, etc. could be Easter eggs left by the developers.
23. Ariel doesn’t know what a fork is for while her dad wields a trident.
24. If all the jobs that could be done from home were done from home, we would dramatically reduce our impact on the environment while saving time and money.
25. If we’re made mostly of water, the ability to turn water into wine would also be the ability to kill anyone with alcohol poisoning.
