16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Burning books deletes information, while burning CDs duplicates information.
17. Since humans are always getting better at things and discovering new stuff, sandwiches are gonna be so frickin good in 100 years.
18. People will often pronounce 20 and twenty differently.
19. It is easier to accidentally create life than to accidentally bake a cake.
20. The main reason it becomes “harder” to make new friends as you get older is that you get really good at spotting red flags in people you meet.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. There is a big chance that you have fantasized about having sex with someone who has also fantasized having sex with you without ever letting each other know.
22. People who sleep naked don’t have any fear of emergencies.
23. Nobody is thinking about that really embarrassing thing you did that keeps you up at night because everyone is too busy thinking about that really embarrassing thing they did that keeps them up at night.
24. If your friends tell you not to give in to peer pressure and you don’t, technically, you did
25. If humans didn’t have 10 fingers there’s a good chance we wouldn’t use base 10 for our numbering system.