16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. When you’re depressed you mostly hang out with someone you particularly don’t like. You.
17. The most crushing feeling is when someone smiles at you on the street and you don’t react fast enough to smile back.
18. It’s amazing that society thinks much more highly of you if your shirt has an extra flap of fabric folded off the neck.
19. People often get dressed up nice and perfumed, to attract someone to get naked and sweaty with.
20. All the clutter around your house used to be money.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. If bees go extinct, the Bee Movie will be considered historical fiction.
22. They say your life flashes before your eyes when you are dying. If it’s true then you will watch your life infinite times before dying because every time you reach the moment of your death your life will start flashing before your eyes again.
23. Every time you say 1, you technically counted to 1.
24. This generation is so “entitled and lazy” because our parents invented drive-thrus, next day delivery, even same day in some places and instant online streaming. They hated waiting for things and resolved that. Now it’s our fault for using what they created.
25. Getting the first human obese was actually a huge achievement for mankind.