16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Google Maps is actually a real-life minimap.
17. Most people that say they don’t like reading probably spend all day on their phone reading.
18. Star Wars is so immensely popular that the way a character breathes is instantly recognizable.
19. If there is a perfectly spherical ball, on a perfectly flat surface, the part of the ball touching the flat surface is infinitely small.
20. A murderer or robber has probably laughed at the news for inaccuracies.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Pulling out your cell phone when you see someone else looking at theirs is the contagious yawn of the modern era.
22. Bad kids must be immortal because whenever you hear that a kid has died, they are always described as having been wonderful.
23. Trees probably think of us as we think of flies; moving impossibly fast, growing impossibly quick, never seeing where we spawn from, and dying in a short amount of time.
24. A goalie’s goal in life is to have no goals.
25. Teens in high school probably play the Soviet national anthem more than the USSR did.