Here are this week’s Shower Thoughts.
1-5 Interesting Shower Thoughts
1. The only time I’ve ever used the panic button on my car key is when I accidentally pressed it, causing me to panic.
2. There should be a take your parent to work day so that they can see what their kid has grown up to be.
3. A Batman movie from the point of view of a random street gang would probably be a lot like the film “Predator.”
4. The leather jacket I’ve been wearing for 10 years has been worn longer by me than the cow that it came from.
5. If you’re over 30, you were alive before every dog in the world.
6-10 Interesting Shower Thoughts
6. By going out in public, you’re trusting hundreds or thousands of people to not kill you.
7. The only difference between Hoarders and Extreme Couponing seems to be shelving units.
8. In video games, you gain experience from success. In real life, you gain experience from failure.
9. All restrooms should be pull to enter, push to leave.
10. Right now, there are millions of formally dressed skeletons in our ground.
11-15 Interesting Shower Thoughts
11. When you eat ribs you’re eating a part of the animal that evolved specifically to protect the animal but is now one of the reasons the animal was killed.
12. Dogs are great because they could rip you apart and eat you but they don’t, because they want belly rubs instead.
13. If everybody was consistently as determined as they are when they carry all groceries in one trip, this world would be in a better place.
14. Jesus went to a party that had run out of booze, and without having to go on a liquor run, he conjured more booze. He saved that party and your eternal soul. This was his first miracle.
15. Drinking alcohol makes you think you’re much more interesting than you are. Smoking marijuana makes you think everything else is much more interesting than it is.
16-20 Interesting Shower Thoughts
16. As a child I spent 25 cents for about four minutes of an arcade game, but as an adult I won’t pay $1 for a mobile game I play for hours.
17. I am just a penis. The rest of me is there just to make sure my penis survives long enough to make more penises and vaginas.
18. Everyone hates performance enhancing drugs, yet everyone loves Captain America.
19. The operation to undo a zombie apocalypse should be codenamed CTRL+Z.
20. Wolverine should be donating his organs over and over again every single day.
21-25 Interesting Shower Thoughts
21. Dubai is just a rich man’s game of Minecraft.
22. Jurassic Park was a cautionary tale about the dangers of underpaying IT workers.
23. The loudest possible way to open a bag of chips is to try and do so quietly.
24. Kids in the future will think the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center spawned the idea/creation of “dial 911 for emergency.”
25. There are more women named Ashley Madison than were women on Ashley Madison.
#7 Two differences between Hoarders and Extreme Couponing organization skills and knowing when garbage is garbage.
Come on guys if you’re going to steal from other sites at least give credit or something.
Early on this series the title did say “around the web”.
The “see previous post” button is not functioning like it should.
Right now it directs you to the previous post in whatever series you are watching, but that’s redundant as just below that button there’s already the same thing.
Thanks for pointing it out. I have corrected this problem.
You’re welcome, always glad to help.