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25 Interesting Shower Thoughts – Part 192

Here are this week’s shower thoughts.

1-5 Shower Thoughts

1. Students often wonder why they have to learn so much stuff like science/chemistry/biology that they’ll “never use” while simultaneously wondering why adults are stupid enough to not believe in modern medicine.

2. Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.

3. 50 years from now, there’s going to be a bunch of old people with dementia playing videogames, ruining multiplayer games.

4. Most guys easily notice girls flirting with their friends but can’t get the hint when a girl is flirting with them.

5. Bubblegum and birthday cake are flavors but bubblegum and birthday cake can be any flavor.

6-10 Shower Thoughts

6. Children never seem to ask why their parents do not get presents from Santa.

7. It is so unlikely to be in your 30s and have 5 close friends, that a show had to be made about it.

8. The movie “Home Alone” would have been so much different if the airport gate agent had done their job correctly.

9. If you die on your birthday in your 80s, that is an interesting coincidence. If it happens in your 30s, you were probably being an idiot.

10. Wifi is a tap, cellular data is a water bottle.

11-15 Shower Thoughts

11. Someone, somewhere, has had the loudest fart compared to everyone else alive today. And because of the social stigma, there’s a really good chance no one else heard it.

12. Luke and Leia weren’t the least bit disturbed that they kissed after finding out they were siblings because farm boys and royalty are used to that sort of thing.

13. Soldiers today can get PTSD from just killing someone while looking through a scope. Imagine what soldiers of medieval times would’ve suffered.

14. In a competition for the tallest height, you wouldn’t need a podium.

15. The fancier the Mac and cheese, the less it will taste like Mac and cheese.

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  • 6. Children are self-centred. This isn’t an insult or a show of disdain towards them. It’s in their nature. They live in their own universe where they are the centre. Once they reach a certain age and they start the understand the complexities of life and people better, then they can ask themselves why their parents never get presents from Santa and if Santa can therefore even exist.

  • 8. Kevin’s ticket is unintentionally trashed the night before the trip. Its a quick shot most people dont remember. The gate agent didnt do anything wrong.

  • 13. Shooting something that doesnt even realise its their last second of life is not the same as locking blades with someone in a relatively fair fight. You cant compare the two.

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