16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. The reason why locksmiths are so expensive is that it has to be more profitable than burglary.
17. Everyone would love puberty if it took you to a “Customize your Character” Screen.
18. Growing up is realizing that no matter what someone tells you, you can do whatever you want, you just have to live with the consequences.
19. Covering your mouth when you burp seems to mitigate the rudeness, but cupping your bum when you fart would enhance it.
20. Videogames are probably the only form of media where the sequels are almost always better than the first installment.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. It’s interesting that the universal symbol for the phone is for a phone that doesn’t exist anymore.
22. The generation that popularized electric can openers probably shouldn’t be calling anyone lazy.
23. Electric eels are the closest thing we have to a real Pokémon.
24. Getting older as an actor and starting to do scenes where you die of old age must be a little disconcerting.
25. Wedding dress companies probably LOVE lesbian couples.