16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Mountains are extremely slow motion waves.
17. You can’t Google search “Ninja” any longer, it must be “Shinobi” to get accurate results.
18. Being attracted to celebrities is easy because we haven’t had the chance to be turned off by their personalities.
19. It is actually quite impossible to run with a backpack without looking like a first grader on the way to school.
20. If two high school sweethearts stay together with their entire lives, and everyone else from their graduating class eventually dies, then every day after that is technically a class reunion.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Halloween is more about giving than Christmas is.
22. Since the Earth is round, our heads have traveled farther than our feet.
23. If Darth Vader walked just a little bit faster the Empire could have ended the Rebellion at least twice.
24. They never tell you how much time you’ll waste as an adult trying to decide whether or not to keep a cardboard box.
25. It’s odd that in the Star Wars universe with seemingly unlimited technology, interstellar travel, advanced artificial intelligence and robots, and laser swords, there isn’t any concept of internet and no one is ever on a cell phone.