16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Most people dressing up for dates want to be seen in nice clothes just to improve the chances of being seen in no clothes.
17. Maybe Hogwarts wouldn’t be in such disarray all the time if they hired more than 1 caretaker (who happens to be super shitty at his job).
18. When chicken nuggets are shaped like dinosaurs, they’re just in the shape of their ancestors.
19. When playing truth or dare, kids are afraid of the dares while adults are afraid of the truths.
20. If you gave $20 to someone and never got it back, you basically paid $20 to learn a valuable lesson.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. The oceans are only water-filled valleys and we are all living in the mountains.
22. Pets can understand your vocal commands much better than you can understand theirs.
23. By the year 42069, the world will likely have changed so much that nobody will appreciate it.
24. All Mufasa had to do was hang onto the cliff until the stampede was done. He didn’t have to climb to the top.
25. Strutting with your hands behind your back and whistling was originally created as a way to seem unsuspicious, then it was a way of telling if someone was acting suspicious, now it is a way of playing on the irony of something designed to look unsuspicious actually looking very suspicious.