16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. You have seen more of the surface of the moon than the earth.
17. You know you’re introverted when you type up a full paragraph in response to a tweet/ post and don’t click send.
18. If scientists are able to eliminate aging the first immortals will probably be mice, instead of humans.
19. The fictional language spoken in The Sims is probably how English sounds to non-English speakers.
20. In Avatar, Jake Sully was promised he’d get surgery to walk again if he completed his mission. His society could grow functioning tissue and control nerve endings wirelessly well enough to create an Avatar. Veteran Affairs is terrible 134 years into the future.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. You either exercise because you hate your body or because you love your body.
22. Cannibals would consider a vegan person “grass-fed”.
23. US gamers probably have taken more steps in video games than in real life.
24. Humans are the plastic of the animal kingdom. Incredibly versatile and good in a lot of situations, but generally lacking specialization and slowly killing the planet.
25. We associate daytime with the light from a single star, but nighttime with the light from millions of stars.