16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Astronauts on the international space station are probably feeling pretty good right about now.
17. Kids that saved their game multiple times grew up to be adults that lock their car multiple times.
18. If you are having a bad day at work, just remember that someone once accidentally burnt down Notre Dame.
19. In beer commercials, the girls are always pretty because we are seeing them from the drunk guy’s perspective.
20. Ben Franklin never knew his face would touch so much cocaine.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Google has become so reliable that when we cannot access google.com, we always assume it’s the Internet that fails, not Google.
22. If everyone self quarantines for a few weeks there’s probably gonna be a bit of a baby boom come Christmas.
23. The world’s greatest massage therapist will never experience the world’s greatest message.
24. When incognito mode generation grows up, nobody will understand ” delete your history ” jokes.
25. Our skin is the only organ we get to personalize, and the only organ we can compliment without sounding creepy.
