16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. The mobile phone is the real world Mirror of Erised. We spend hours staring at it, seeing whatever we want, and ignoring what’s real around us.
17. If you order a Digiorno on Instacart, it actually is both delivery and Digiorno.
18. Most land animals have no idea whales exist.
19. The sound of one person cheering at the top of their lungs is terrible, but the sound of a crowd of people cheering at the top of their lungs is awesome.
20. A serial killer’s greatest tool isn’t a knife or ax, it’s trust.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. No matter how many times we see it, we are always a little surprised whenever we see the moon during the day.
22. Nothing makes you feel more superior than driving by your own house on a field trip.
23. When our grandchildren ask us where it all went wrong, a sizable number of us will mention a gorilla getting shot.
24. As computer storage has gotten bigger, it has also gotten smaller.
25. There are probably hundreds of Wikipedia articles that have only been read by the author.