16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. As a child, if your school was to forget your birthday you were crushed. But as an adult, if your work forgets about it, it’s a relief.
17. Big cereal told us that candy with milk on it is a good way to start the day and we all liked the idea too much to question it.
18. If somebody wears black every day, nobody cares. If somebody wears yellow every day, that’s weird.
19. It’s funny to think peter parker’s way of making money was to sell pictures of himself in a spandex suit.
20. If humanity discovered telepathy it’d probably have popped up ads within 24 hours.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Mayonnaise is one of those rare substances that is great with so many things, but just absolutely revolting when eaten by itself.
22. Heated pillows are cool and all, but what everyone really wants is a pillow that stays cold.
23. You’ve probably set your personal record for going without blinking when you weren’t thinking about it.
24. There is some poor guy out there who was placed in a coma in 2019 and will be in for one hell of a ride when they wake up.
25. At a fast-food restaurant, chicken is the most expensive meat. At a nice restaurant, chicken is the cheapest meat on the menu.