16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. You want to go to bed to end the damn day, but you don’t want to go to bed to make tomorrow come faster.
17. Assassin’s Creed is probably the only game where glitches and bugs could be canon.
18. Harry Potter’s Universe has so many magical creatures and animals, but somehow all 4 houses in Hogwarts have “muggle world” animals as their mascots.
19. If you lose a toe, trimming your toenails becomes 10% easier.
20. Edibles don’t kick in until they hear you talking sh*t about how they’re weak and don’t work.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. When we write with a pencil on paper on top of a wooden desk, we are using a dead tree to hold a dead tree, which we write on with another dead tree.
23. If muscles move by electric impulses than full-body paralysis just turns you into an acoustic human.
24. Passing in your sleep is the most desired but scariest to consider just slipping from existence without even knowing.
25. A lightsabers center of gravity would stay the same whether it was turned on or off.