16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. “Under New Management” signs are the tactful way of saying “We know the last owners were sh*t, but give us a chance.”
17. In the 70s, “Disable cookies on your web browser” would sound really strange.
18. When you consider how hard it is to get 4 or 5 people on the same page to do a school project, getting 330 million or 7.5 billion people on the same page about anything is probably unrealistic.
19. The meanest dogs we see in the Movies and TV are probably the nicest most obedient well-trained dogs ever.
20. If Pokémon did exist in our world, then we would probably exploit the entire race of electricity Pokémon for free electricity.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. People work really hard to invent things to increase laziness.
22. Nothing says a company doesn’t value you like, “Dear Valued Customer”.
23. If 5G towers were installed but programmed to still display the 4G logo on devices, very few people would ever know the difference.
24. People born on January 1st can never joke that their birthday was last year.
25. In movies, there are two kinds of vents. Human-sized vents and vents that are big enough only for the smallest, least experienced member of the group.