16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Spoons are the kindest eating utensils. When you wash them, they wash you back.
17. If you are dumb and you’re willing to admit you’re dumb, you’re already smarter than the vast majority of dumb people.
18. Good thing we don’t need to clip our teeth the same way we clip our nails.
19. The Rickroll culture is a boon as it has taught the internet to not click on random links on the web.
20. Almost all of the water on Earth is underwater.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. The software would have a better chance of being updated if they asked you to update when you closed the app/software not when you open it.
22. Birth certificates are given for winning the sperm race.
23. Sleeping from 10 pm to 6 am doesn’t seem nearly as long as sleeping from 10 am to 6 pm.
24. There is a high probability that Rick Astley has once looked in a mirror and said “You just got Rick Rolled” followed by some finger guns.
25. Land mammals (horses for example) were some of the first vehicles with automatic collision avoidance.
#14 is stupid. Gordon Ramsey isn’t going to critique his friends’ food. He isn’t an abusive taskmaster outside of the kitchen, and inside, that’s what you have to do in order to keep everything running (plus, the people who have the drive to work their way up the hierarchy to head chef tend to be obsessive perfectionists), although he does exaggerate his foul attitude for his television shows (would he have gotten so famous if he was softly-spoken and polite on-camera?)