16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. The hardest part of an Uno game is deciding on whose rules you play in.
17. Seeing an elderly person having fun is more heartwarming than seeing a young person having fun.
18. The saxophone looks like a steampunk bong.
19. Since cats probably assume we can see in the dark, they probably think we’re kicking and stepping on them on purpose when we can’t spot them in a dark hallway or room.
20. There’s probably an entire industry in the Marvel universe dedicated to cleaning up Spider-Man’s left behind webbing from buildings as he swings around the city.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. 9:47 sure feels closer to 10:00 than 9:17 feels to 9:30.
22. Graduation caps are reverse top hats.
23. When a movie or tv show has cannibalism, it’s usually rated R or TV-MA, but when the Cinnamon Toast Crunch cartoons eat each other, no one bats an eye.
24. Considering sperm and eggs are made from the nutrients a body makes, at one point you could’ve been a cheese quesadilla.
25. If people are colored white, black, brown, yellow, and red, then people need to be thinking less about how different we are, and more about how we were clearly meant to be the next team of Power Rangers!
19. Not true. My cat used to hide in the shadows and jump at me. He knew I couldn’t see him.
#11 isn’t true for people who died alone in the wilderness and their bodies are never found.
Spiderman’s web disolves after one hour.