16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Building IKEA furniture is Adult Legos but with more frustration and less reward.
17. Toy Story never addresses the fate of Dog Toys.
18. The entire history of weaponry has been learning how to throw things harder.
19. Watching your child grow up is simultaneously one of the happiest and saddest things you can experience.
20. To keep ourselves safe, we reinforce our doors with multiple locks but put curtains and blinds on our easy to break windows.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. No matter what ingredients you add to a smoothie, if you add a banana it becomes a banana smoothie.
22. Cats really hacked natural selection. While every other species has to outcompete others to survive, cats convinced us, the dominant species, to be their guardian.
23. You don’t know how many times locking your car has been useful.
24. Whoever compiled the first joke book literally wrote the oldest joke in the book unknowingly.
25. People who received the death penalty were still technically in prison for life.