16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Lemonade is the only fruit drink where 100% juice is not desirable.
17. Out of all the Spider-Man universes we were could have been born in, we were born in the one where he’s a work of fiction.
18. A crematorium owner could be a very effective serial killer.
19. Both ends of a Dog are the smelly end.
20. Arms are really inconvenient when trying to find a comfy sleeping position.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Every stairway is a stairway to heaven if you fall down enough of them.
22. A human lifetime or a fiddle of gold isn’t worth anything to the Devil. All he did was convince some hick down in Georgia that he’s a better player than the devil himself, and pride is a sin. It was a long con.
23. It’s more socially acceptable to hate 100% of people, then to hate 10% of people.
24. The first sip of a drink is better than the rest.
25. The sensation of having a hole in your sock is worse than not wearing socks at all.