16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Lemonade is the only fruit drink where 100% juice is not desirable.
17. Out of all the Spider-Man universes we were could have been born in, we were born in the one where he’s a work of fiction.
18. A crematorium owner could be a very effective serial killer.
19. Both ends of a Dog are the smelly end.
20. Arms are really inconvenient when trying to find a comfy sleeping position.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Every stairway is a stairway to heaven if you fall down enough of them.
22. A human lifetime or a fiddle of gold isn’t worth anything to the Devil. All he did was convince some hick down in Georgia that he’s a better player than the devil himself, and pride is a sin. It was a long con.
23. It’s more socially acceptable to hate 100% of people, then to hate 10% of people.
24. The first sip of a drink is better than the rest.
25. The sensation of having a hole in your sock is worse than not wearing socks at all.
It’s more relatable to have the Simpsons just getting by, and there have been numerous episodes where new cars have been purchased (Canyonero), but for plot reasons they are gone by the episode’s end. By now, maintenance of the cars is what’s preventing them from being able to get new ones; Homer has said that the cars are from the now-vanished Eastern Bloc and “made out of tractor parts”.
The Philosopher’s Stone security weakness isn’t that it was simple enough that an 11-year old witch and wizards could have defeated it: it’s that too many people were involved in creating it, providing Quirrell more opportunities to obtain the knowledge of the security features and how to get past them. What was wrong with keeping it hidden in Dumbledore’s desk, if for whatever reason it needed to be removed from Gringotts at all?
Unfortunately, social anxiety and stage fright (the latter of which is really a subtype of the former) aren’t exactly leadership qualities; it doesn’t inspire confidence if your leader isn’t themselves confident and able to cope with being the centre of attention.
You can hate 10% of people based on their personality: “I hate egotists, I hate know-it-alls, I hate people who generalise and don’t realise that the real world isn’t as clear-cut as they think it is… “