16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. There are people using Google to study for Google job interviews.
17. People don’t come in all shapes and sizes. We’re all mostly the same shape and a couple of different sizes. Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs came in all shapes and sizes.
18. Star Trek and Star Wars both are heavily focused on space, yet you almost never see anyone wearing a spacesuit having a spacewalk.
19. Remember that we’re so dumb we made an undo button for the undo button.
20. Dogs must think their masters are hypocrites for constantly using the restroom in the house.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. If websites listed their password requirements on their login screen, people would probably be better at remembering them.
22. Being conspicuously well behaved and cheerful while a sibling is being scolded is the most passive-aggressive way kids piss each other off.
23. Almost every boat you see being towed on the road is going faster than it ever will under its own power.
24. Cinderella implies that it is impossible for 2 people to have the exact same shoe size.
25. Learning a new language is kind of like uploading subtitles into your head.