16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Timon and Pumba were terrible friends. They spent years with a sad orphan they found in the desert and never once asked about his past or tried to find any relatives. Simba was just their personal protector.
17. Subway really normalized eating an entire loaf of bread.
18. Kids who left carrots out for Santa’s reindeer are the same kids that grew up to respect fast-food employees and servers.
19. We have probably saved ourselves from death many times without knowing it.
20. A Christmas tree next to a roaring fireplace seems less quaint when you realize it’s a tree watching its friends being burned alive.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Being polite takes way more effort & patience than being rude.
22. It seems like the science of psychology has been more successful at manipulating us through marketing and campaigning than it has as therapy.
23. When we’re alive we cover ourselves with a blanket to make us feel comfortable. But after we die, other people cover us with a blanket to make themselves feel comfortable.
24. Walking around barefoot feels fine. Walking around in socks feels fine. Walking around with a hole in a sock is aggravating.
25. Children are simultaneously stupider and smarter than we think they are.
