16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Feeling tired cause it’s late and feeling tired cause it’s early are completely different feelings.
17. You can refer to your wife as your ex-girlfriend and still be right.
18. 1 IQ is rarer than 200 IQ.
19. Being an A-hole is too commonly mistaken for being powerful or strong.
20. Dogs must think toilets are our most prized possessions since we always pee there marking the same spot every day.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Every snack/drink you want to get at 3 AM is the loudest food to open.
22. Dumb people are so arrogant because they never experience the humbling sensation of learning something new and then feel the “click” in their head when they understand it.
23. The reason flies are so dang fast is because our ancestors smooshed all the slow ones.
24. Life is meaningless the same way a blank sheet of paper is meaningless. You have to create meaning.
25. If “The Sims” becomes a VR game, it’s just you doing stuff.