16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. The closest thing to a mirror for thousands of years was water.
17. Internet Explorer has outlived Flash Player.
18. People will find eating bugs disgusting unless they come from the ocean.
19. The irony of some of these minimalism trends is that it costs a million dollars to get the right furniture to be minimalist and hide all your stuff, which you still own, and didn’t get rid of because you’re not really a minimalist.
20. Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Pistachios are vegetarian mussels.
22. The Lion King and Zootopia are connected universes, The Lion King takes place in the era of the first civilization and Zootopia takes place in the modern-day.
23. Skin is sensitive enough that you feel a tiny crumb in a bed, yet you can walk around all day and not notice old underwear jammed down your pants leg.
24. If your parents love you and your siblings equally, but you are the lightest, then pound for pound you are your parents’ favorite child.
25. Considering how many different measurement units there are, it’s pretty surprising that the whole world agreed to a standard knot to tie the shoes.
