16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. A properly cut pizza will always be a pie chart for how much you like pizza that day.
17. The loudness of a person’s car is almost always directly proportionate to their self-importance.
18. You can tell the age of a film by the amount of casual smoking in it.
19. King of the hill was taken from us too soon. Watching Hank deal with Bobby and TikTok could fill a season.
20. 90% of saying “ouch” is a mild inconvenience that didn’t really hurt.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Brain rewards itself by producing chemicals responsible for happiness to balance out the chemicals responsible for sadness and anxiety which is also produced.
22. Death won’t be so bad if we could go into spectator mode when we die.
23. There’s a strong chance that you have seen the same stranger in different places without realizing it.
24. You can’t get more than halfway into a forest.
25. Since most living things are made mostly of H2O, we’re all basically just different brands of flavored water.