16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Whoever created pineapple pizza has single-handedly created endless amounts of arguments and essentially divided society.
17. Mr. Krabs isn’t a cheapskate, it’s incredibly expensive raising a whale daughter.
18. Shout-outs to our eyes because they don’t get steamed up as glasses do.
19. If the Fast and Furious franchise ever merges with the Transformers franchise, we’ll get the dumbest and explodiest series of movies ever made.
20. Intelligence is knowing when you’re stupid.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. We have eyelids to protect our eyes. It’s a shame we don’t have a similar mechanic on our ears to protect us from loud noises, sounds we don’t like, and even for when we sleep.
22. In the military, you start off being required to behave like a robot and as you climb up the military ranks you’ll eventually obtain the privilege of behaving and thinking like a human.
23. Some people will be amazed when they see a rare colored animal but will bully people with a defect.
24. You could probably learn a new language quicker if you set Duolingo’s default language to the foreign language and then took the English course.
25. Before clothes were invented, there were no strippers.