16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Life is more enjoyable if you care a little less.
17. We are the only species on planet earth that has to pay to be here. We have to pay gov to live on a planet they don’t own.
18. When you put fruit and ice down the garbage disposal, you are blending a smoothie that you never get to drink
19. Sometimes a good friendship coming to an end is worse than any breakup.
20. If everyone jumped at once, for a brief moment there will be no one on earth.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Grilled cheese seems 100% more unhealthy than un-grilled cheese.
22. In a wedding, 2 families enter and 1 leaves.
23. When someone says “PERIOD” at the end of their speech, that’s quite literally a case for an exclamation point.
24. Whatever direction you’re facing, you’re always facing a McDonald’s.
25. None notices how much autocorrect saves us but we all notice all the times it screws us over.