16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. You’re not *stuck* in traffic, you’re *participating* in traffic.
17. Humans are 65% Water and Snowmen are 99.9% Water. What a different 34.1% makes.
18. A lot of people have probably tickled a dead person thinking they were faking.
19. The robot dance will be seen as unacceptable in a few decades.
20. There’s probably enough Simpsons material to train AI to write an episode from scratch.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. There’s a good chance that the wood used to build a birdhouse was from a cut-down tree that used to be a different bird’s house.
22. A person driving 10 under the speed limit is more infuriating than a person driving 10 over.
23. Shorter people smell their own farts sooner.
24. If we treated our career like a loving relationship more people would recognize abuse sooner than later and leave.
25. As a society, we tend to invent stuff first, then think about the ethical implications of it.
“6. People who prefer crunchy peanut butter will tolerate creamy, people who prefer creamy peanut butter will refuse to was crunchy.”
Eh, what?