16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Slow walkers don’t know how annoying they are because they never get stuck behind slow walkers.
17. Paper beats rock because money controls our planet.
18. Jalapeños are a seriously underutilized allergy medicine. No food can clear one’s sinuses faster.
19. If Texas seceded, the Cowboys can’t be America’s team anymore.
20. People are terrified of death but sitting on a beach of nothing but sand staring into an endless void is also one of the most relaxing things we do.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Open-faced sandwiches are lies. It’s just fancy toast.
22. Having our own sweat burn our eyes seems like a pretty big design flaw.
23. Even after consuming hundreds of hours of fiction, humans are still easily convinced by fake news.
24. During human biology exam, your brain knows the answers but it won’t tell you.
25. There’s always a bigger idiot than you, somewhere.