16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Hash Browns are nothing more than socially acceptable breakfast French Fries.
17. Red onions are obviously purple.
18. The voice in your head is an amazing singer.
19. People take ‘your father had many girlfriends in college’ as a compliment but take ‘ your mother had many boyfriends in college ‘ as an insult.
20. If taste buds didn’t exist we’d only eat healthy foods.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Wireless earbuds have probably helped people who wear hearing aids feel less self-conscious.
22. We laugh at other countries and groups of people for falling victim to misinformation, but we never think about what we might have fallen for and still don’t know about.
23. If the internet disappears all of a sudden, the future generations may not know we existed, because we put far less effort into writing our present in the history books.
24. If you drive a 20-year-old car, you are not cool, but if you drive a 50-year-old car, you are cool.
25. The person who first toasted popcorn kernels must have lost their damn minds.