16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. A candle shop would smell nice if it burnt down.
18. Cooking is witchcraft, you use a dead animal, plants, and spices in a cauldron while following the instructions from a book written by old people.
19. If we are being Truman Showed then the Truman Show was made to convince us that we aren’t being Truman Showed.
20. People keep saying that things could be worse as if making things better isn’t an option.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. You’re the only person that’s heard everything you’ve ever said.
22. Those TV shows where they buy cheap houses then sell them for more money basically just taught everyone how to make it impossible for poor people to afford a house.
23. The princess who kissed the frog may have hallucinated that it turned into a prince. We don’t know what type of frog that was.
24. We’re all NPC’s for each other.
25. Someone, somewhere is doing the exact same thing with the same position that you are doing.