16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. The Caps Lock button should be harder to reach.
17. Humans are only terrible by morals that we made up for ourselves.
18. Instagram and TikTok are cracks for narcissists.
19. It’s possible that someone, somewhere is describing your personality and features as their perception as the ideal soulmate.
20. It’s possible you were the last person to see someone alive before they died.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. It is surprisingly difficult to throw away a trash can.
22. White Castle has no king and Burger King has no castle.
23. A cleared browser history says more than a full one.
24. It’s considered rude to question how a rich person affords nice things, but it’s considered okay to question how a poor person affords nice things.
25. Taking the first bite of a burger is the only way to know where the front is.