Here are this week’s shower thoughts.
1-5 Interesting Shower Thoughts
1. Tamagotchis have been replaced with FitBit. Now we are the thing that needs to be walked.
2. If I’m a 7 out of 10, that’s the same as 3.5 out of 5. I probably wouldn’t buy me on Amazon.
3. When I get in my car, I’m always surprised how loud I liked to listen to music yesterday.
4. Darth Vader could fall asleep in Imperial meetings and nobody would notice.
5. I’ll bet a lot of Ziploc’s annual profit is provided by the illegal drug trade.
6-10 Interesting Shower Thoughts
6. I just ate 20 chicken wings. At least 5 chickens had to die for my single meal.
7. Actors kiss each other for like 10 seasons and don’t fall in love but when someone holds the door for me I think about it for 5 months.
8. We stick kids in classrooms 7 hours a day, give them another few hours of homework, actively discourage them from playing outside, and then wonder why kids today are so out of shape.
9. When you order food at a restaurant, you always start your order with a drink. At a fast food joint, you always end your order with a drink.
10. The number of people older than you will never increase, but it is constantly decreasing.
11-15 Interesting Shower Thoughts
11. Everybody you see at the grocery store is buying ingredients for poop.
12. The first video of a human meeting an alien is going to be filmed in portrait, I just know it.
13. Girls always want a taller guy, but consistently complain about being tall. It’s because your mom found a taller guy, and the cycle continues.
14. “I’d better save first” is often the gamer’s version of “hold my beer”.
15. A “Humans” episode of How It’s Made would make for a hilarious sex ed video.
16-20 Interesting Shower Thoughts
16. I’ve woken up more 7000 times and I’m still not used to it.
17. Being trapped in a room filled with Helium would be a dark yet very comedic way to die.
18. Every public bathroom toilet should have a foot pedal to flush instead of a handle.
19. Now that I’m older, I’m convinced the characters of Scooby Doo are just chronic pot smokers who trip about monsters for a half hour before realizing it’s just the janitor in a mask messing with them.
20. At one point in my life I shifted from using my weekdays to recover from my weekend to using my weekend to recover from my week.
21-25 Interesting Shower Thoughts
21. Talking is a really slow data transfer between two super computers.
22. The 4 elements (Earth, Water, Air, Fire) correspond to the 4 states of matter (Solid, Liquid, Gas, Plasma).
23. The reason Hermione was such an “insufferable know-it-all” was so that she could explain everything about magic to the muggles reading the books.
24. In the 90’s, the 2 biggest rules were to not get in car with strangers and don’t meet with people you met on the internet, now most of us do both regularly.
25. If a building is built on a plot, and each floor is a story, is each room a chapter?