16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Puffer fish are the hedgehogs of the sea.
17. With Hitler’s painting selling for ≈$400k, he technically made it as a successful artist.
18. If you play online multiplayer games, there’s a chance you may have played a game with a celebrity and didn’t know it.
19. As a 21-years-old, every living dog in the world was born after me.
20. Seeing the Mona Lisa with cake smeared on it is a more exclusive experience than seeing it without.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Contact lenses are totally sci-fi.
22. If everyone followed the advice given on AITA half the world would either be divorced or homeless.
23. All jokes rely on the audience being ignorant enough that the punchline doesn’t seem obvious but smart enough that it doesn’t seem nonsensical.
24. Children can’t play R-rated games but they live in a world that is R-rated.
25. Kids seldom understand they are also watching their mom and dad growing up.
