Here are this week’s shower thoughts.
1-5 Shower Thoughts
1. The taller the person the more freaked out they are by people taller than them.
2. Landing or launching a boat requires the pilot to account for the moon’s gravity.
3. Sweating probably felt great before we invented clothes.
4. Alphabet soup in Japan must be wild.
5. Being considered cute to humans is probably the single best evolutionary strategy.
6-10 Shower Thoughts
6. Your eyeball will probably never touch another eyeball.
7. It’s much harder to find your phone when you live alone.
8. Simulator games are a perfect example of people’s willingness to perform monotonous tasks when they’re not told they *have* to do said tasks.
9. Most of society’s problems derive from people holding everyone else to higher standards than they hold themselves.
10. Many people are choosing to live their own version of the Truman Show by voluntarily sharing all aspects of their lives on social media.
11-15 Shower Thoughts
11. Your money has probably been to more places than you.
12. Fuel-based cars are subscription services to fuel companies.
13. Whoever said it’s better to have loved and lost than to never have loved, clearly never dated a narcissist.
14. Everyone has two ages in a year, except for those whose birthday is January 1st.
15. They keep making Final Fantasy but stopped making the Neverending Story.
