16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Coins are 2-sided dice.
17. Someone’s death doesn’t hurt us as much as the absence of their kind presence we feel after they’re gone.
18. The last thing a conspiracy theorist wants is for everyone to agree with them.
19. We’re closer to 2070 than 1970.
20. No one dresses as Santa for Halloween.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Since our brain detects other people yawning and causes us to yawn too, it is possible to start a yawning chain from one country to another.
22. People that dress up as Jeffrey Dahmer for Halloween will end up being mistaken for Joe Pera.
23. Elevators don’t have music anymore.
24. No one has tasted the whole periodic table and lived to tell the tale!
25. When a house has no security alarm, squeaky doors become more of a pro than a con.